Massive would like to cordially invite you to The Nightmare Before Christmas Party

Five Claws Up! The perfect event for those looking to blow off a little steam devouring their enemies spreading cheer and anguish festivities heading into the holiday season.

Sandy Claws

It’s hard to laugh at a 3’5” contractor when you’re unconscious and rapidly losing blood on the kitchen floor behind the fridge. Really though, nobody can see you back there. This is a fun party. The drinks are to die for.

Vampire Elf

If you attend one party this year, this is the one. Bright minds (really...just tons of brains...), and people too intoxicated to outrun a reindeer trained in jiu jitsu with an impeccable sense of direction and in-built lighting.

Zombie Reindeer

The place to enact revenge on the thankless little shits who only take and never give back. How many cookies can one man eat? Have I ever been asked if I’m a diabetic? No. That’s the answer. I haven’t, and I’m sick of it.

Santa Claus